Slenderous shit

iamthewhitegirl:

why do some people say aunt and other people say aunt

(via closertohomethanever)

excessively-english-little-b:

jetbag:

"look at the stars, 

look how they shine for you” image

image

(via lamentofthelemmings)

spock-is-amused:

narutosexmagic666:

this is probably the only sex gif i will ever reblog, because for some reason i feel like it’s more than just sex. i don’t know if it’s how they’re actually looking at one another or the way they can’t get close enough. he’s actually looking at her like a person and not just a sex object.
but then again, it could be all in my head. i mean, this is how i would want it to be. but that’s just me.

This is a different gif every time I see it and I fucking love it

this is the face of a man who has signed a dark pact and is suffering the consequences

jakeenglish:

eytancragg:

jakeenglish:

the best part of an oreo is the black cookie part and not the frosting part

deal with it

darkness without light is an abyss

light without darkness is blinding

you cannot have a coin with one side.

yo socrates it’s a fucking cookie

(via dirkthejerk44)

theselener:

i realized that i had all 3 of these tabs open and i had to take a moment to reflect on my life

breakburnandends:

i was so ugly in 2008 because i didnt care about my looks i cared about the jonas brothers

(via sharksonfiretonight)

blunk182:

DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.

(via sharksonfiretonight)

stability:

Perks of living in Amish country: tweets like this
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